[17 Apr 2008|11:49am] Anyone renting in LA currently? If so how much are you paying? 11 inches| Get me excited

[23 Jan 2008|10:15am] Convo with Moms: during our phone conversation I see on the news that Heath Ledger was found dead. Me: No Way! Heath Ledger is dead? Mom: He did what? Me: No. Heath Ledger, the guy who is the joker from Batman is dead. Mom: ...... I don't know what you are saying. Me: There is this guy, an actor named Heath Ledger and they.. Mom: Keith Majors? Me: What? Mom: What? Me: Heath! Mom: Keith? Me: No Heath, with a "H" in the front. Mom: Heeaaaph? Me: What? Me: No Heath! Mom: How do you spell? Me: H E A T H Mom: Health? Me: WHAT? no! take out the L, and what do you get? Mom: I dont know what is his last name? Majors? Me: Yes, Keith Majors is dead. Tell all your friends. 4 inches| Get me excited

[20 Nov 2007|06:12pm] Get me excited

[19 Nov 2007|05:09pm] Gucci.com 10% off on 11/20/07 only. Gucci.com invites you to enjoy a special day of holiday shopping on Tuesday, November 20, 2007. Customers who purchase at Gucci.com will receive a 10% discount on all merchandise, excluding the UNICEF Holiday Campaign items. This offer will only be applicable to purchases made on the U.S. Gucci.com website, is non-transferable, and is valid only for orders placed on November 20th. Free UPS Ground shipping will be offered on all orders placed between October 24, 2007 and December 31, 2007 to destinations in the continental U.S. This offer will only be applicable to purchases made on the U.S. Gucci.com website, is non-transferable, and is not valid on orders placed before October 24th. Get me excited

[30 Oct 2007|07:41am] My connection to houston has finally spilled her beans. I asked and asked and asked about the bugs. She always said it was not that bad. Then tonight she spills her soul, telling me that there could be 2-3 inch sized roaches that kind of maybe fly..... and like sometimes they might fly toward you and not away. To give you an example of my fear of roaches. When I came back from Toronto last weekend, I turned on the kitchen light to do some built up dishes that I left before taking the trip, only to find a roach the size of maybe 1/3 of an inch crawling across the counter. From seeing this sight, I did what could be only described as Jason Bourne like dive from the kitchen to my bedroom, crashing through the french doors while screaming "Gaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuuuu!" She wasn't that hot anyway. Bitch better move to LA or this semi relationship is over. ___________________________________ I just told my uncle over the phone that I couldn't move to Houston due to this very reason. This was his response, and I hope I can translate this right. Uncle: "............. Listen dipshit, when I lived in Korea the mosquitoes were so big that you woke up at night because they were knocking at the door asking to come in. I am so shamed of you that it has made me feel dirty." _________________________________ Anyone from Houston read this shit? Confirm or deny the 747 sized roaches. 10 inches| Get me excited

[18 Oct 2007|04:37pm] Here is to Cal and it's historic athletic program. 9 inches| Get me excited

[02 Oct 2007|02:18am] Girl: Excuse me, what fragrance are you wearing? Me: Givenchy. Girl: It smells really nice. Me: Thanks, I like it. I rotate between this and my other favorite when going out. Girl: What is the other one? Me: I use Givenchy when going out and use chloroform when coming back. *silence* Tough crowd. 3 inches| Get me excited

[25 Sep 2007|03:49am] memories of murder I just finished watching this movie. Damn it, I hate to admit it but it is pretty damn good, I mean so good that it might go within my top 5 of all time. I mean "Gymkata" good. I hate Korean movies, Oldboy was the most overrated piece of shit I seen in a long time. This one is different, at least for me. You basically have a longer version of Seven with touch of emotional blowjob that Korean movie brings to the table. Certain points had me rolling with laughter during this gritty thriller. However, I don't know if the sarcastic bitter Korean humor translates all that well, since the subtitles didn't give me the same type of laughter from it. For example, when a korean says striking a "phom", the translation was "He sure has style". Which is not true, rather a correct translation would have been, "fucker is trying to look like he is the shit". Whatever. 2 inches| Get me excited

Oh WTF [21 Sep 2007|12:40pm] FUCK ME. WTF IS THIS SHIT????? WTF!!!!! 7 inches| Get me excited

[18 Sep 2007|02:02am] WTF has Ichiro been smoking? Some of the quotes from Japanese sensation: About Tiger Woods: "Tiger is a great golfer, but … when you say athlete, I think of Carl Lewis. When you talk about [golfers or race-car drivers], I don't want to see them run. It's the same if you were to meet a beautiful girl and go bowling. If she's an ugly bowler, you are going to be disappointed." On his success in the US: "It's not surprising. At the same time, it's not that usual. It's somewhere between usual and surprising." On facing Dice K of Boston: "I hope he arouses the fire that's dormant in the innermost recesses of my soul. I plan to face him with the zeal of a challenger." huh.gif On going to Cleveland: "To tell the truth, I'm not excited to go to Cleveland, but we have to. If I ever saw myself saying I'm excited going to Cleveland, I'd punch myself in the face, because I'm lying." On why he decided to stay in Seattle: "He said (Ichiro's dog Ikky), 'Woof, woof, woof,' which meant, 'Stay, stay, stay,' " Suzuki told reporters in Japanese. "Of course, I listened." 3 inches| Get me excited

[15 Sep 2007|05:05pm] I am gonna fucken puke. Getting our shit pushed in by UTAH? U mutha fucken TAH??? FIRE Karl "RADIO" Dorrell! FIRE HIS ASS NOW!!! If it wasn't for the fact that Shakira is taking classes at UCLA, I would cut off all my ties with school. Oh what in the name of sweet Shakira is happening?? 2 inches| Get me excited

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