T ([info]aziandude) wrote,
@ 2008-01-23 10:15:00
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Convo with Moms:

during our phone conversation I see on the news that Heath Ledger was found dead.

Me: No Way! Heath Ledger is dead?
Mom: He did what?

Me: No. Heath Ledger, the guy who is the joker from Batman is dead.
Mom: ...... I don't know what you are saying.

Me: There is this guy, an actor named Heath Ledger and they..
Mom: Keith Majors?

Me: What?
Mom: What?

Me: Heath!
Mom: Keith?

Me: No Heath, with a "H" in the front.
Mom: Heeaaaph?

Me: What?


Me: No Heath!
Mom: How do you spell?

Me: H E A T H
Mom: Health?

Me: WHAT? no! take out the L, and what do you get?
Mom: I dont know what is his last name? Majors?

Me: Yes, Keith Majors is dead. Tell all your friends.

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[info]elitegoddess
2008-01-23 11:47 pm UTC (link)
LMAO! This is the same type of convo I have with my mom all the time except she calls me at work.

Mom: What's spelling for people no home?
Me: Are you talking about homeless?
Mom: People no home!
Me: Homeless!
Mom: Homeless? How to spelling?
Me: H-O-M (like Mandy)
Mom: N?
Me: Nooooo, M, M, M!!!!!!! Like Mom!
Mom: What?
Me: M like Madonna, magnificent, morose... I'm done. *click*

Calls back.
Mom: Why you hang up?
Me: Go look in the fuckin dictionary! I'm working. Don't bother me! *click*

Calls back.
Mom: Don't get mad! Faster you spelling for me when you don't get mad.
Me: *spells it out for her eventually but ends up high blood pressure*

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[info]aziandude
2008-01-24 03:25 am UTC (link)
One time when I was a teenager she came into my room while I was sleeping and started asking "who turned on the the chicken" because she found the kitchen light on. I was like, "mom I am open to lot of things but not beastiality." Then she asked for definition of beastiality to which I told her and she said, "are these people white?"

I actually love it. She makes me laugh harder than anyone. Well my stepdad with his phone calls might be higher on the comical level.

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[info]enthaising
2008-01-25 01:34 am UTC (link)
Does she know what Anal-rexic is?

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